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Headcorn Road Grafty Green Maidstone, Grafty GreenMaidstoneNr Lenham, Maidstone, United Kingdom
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The Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who d A Thought It Ideal for a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate 2 if required A 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi The bathroom boasts a shower and complimentary toiletries Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi
A suite with large French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area There is an in-room hot tub plus a separate en-suite and shower Outside on the private patio is a hot tub with lounger and country views The room also features TV and Bluetooth speaker With a 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, this room comes with limited internet WiFi The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
This suite features a French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area There is an in-room hot tub and outside on the private patio is another hot tub with lounger and country views A 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, as well as high-speed WiFi The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
Decorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, as well as high-speed WiFi The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The colour black, the symbol of elegance The Lanson Black This was the perfect champagne to name this room after This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa A massive 60inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with fibre optic WiFi complimentary The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The Ace of Spades Suite features two private hot tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems This room boasts its own private bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms
The Krug Suite is the Who d A Thought It s largest room and boasts a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room A massive 60-inch TV in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full Sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with high-speed WiFi Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The Duval Leroy room is a compact room with a glass door that leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high speed Wi-Fi The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman s Club with dark wood panelling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms
Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colours This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi The bathroom boasts a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
The Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a Jacuzzi bath with separate shower There is a 42-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed WiFi The bathroom boasts a spa bath and toiletries Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
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Information last checked Jul 10, 2026.